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titytwochainz:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

titytwochainz:

who started that bullshit about hating leftovers? Leftovers go hard as hell my nigga. Some food be even better on the second day.

But not the third. You ever have leftover spaghetti from two days ago? The noodles dry, hard, and stale but you gotta eat it cause your moms said she ain’t cooking til’ it’s gone. It’s not too good.

I’ll fuck spaghetti up all week, fam.

What type of leftover spaghetti you eatin nigga? I’m fuckin spaghetti up anytime

Mar 22nd at 6AM / via: titytwochainz / op: titytwochainz / reblog / 85 notes
xxmariaag:

This why I avoid stairs when drunk. Lmao

xxmariaag:

This why I avoid stairs when drunk. Lmao

(Source: funnyordie)

Mar 22nd at 6AM / via: jasminemariebaaby / op: funnyordie / reblog / 3,499 notes

lmvgn:

kalologist:

exyizee:

byrongraffiti:

scottyottyotty:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

cosbyykidd:

dormtainment:

National Geographic : Black People Laughing

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen since 2k14 dropped.

This is the greatest thing on the internet

'Ya ole ass auntie'

I’m done.

i can’t breathe!!!!!1111

and i bet we did all of these things watching this

I quit

oh my fuckin god

Feb 25th at 3AM / via: beingnancyyy / op: dormtainment / reblog / 14,776 notes
wolfpussay:

tvtooth:

kung fu sex

lmao he’s mustering up his sperm

wolfpussay:

tvtooth:

kung fu sex

lmao he’s mustering up his sperm

Feb 25th at 3AM / via: beingnancyyy / op: tvtooth / reblog / 6,028 notes

My life

I think all these years of supressin shit has finally caught up to me. I just don’t know any other way. Im fighting myself. Idk who’s fighting who but I know a good side and a bad side. I can’t tell whose winning. It’s just a whole bunch of shit that’s just ugh.

hatchworthsmoustache:


missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS


#TittyCroissants

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

#TittyCroissants

(Source: youngsta-tes)

Feb 21st at 4AM / via: imqu3llyb / op: youngsta-tes / reblog / 495,651 notes

(Source: worshipgifs)

Feb 21st at 4AM / via: lost-moonlight / op: worshipgifs / reblog / 2,907 notes

artbymoga:

Extremely personal piece. Doesn’t really need that much explanation.

*apologies if it turns up pixelated, just click the picture for a full res. view

Feb 21st at 4AM / via: youcantdoitlikeme / op: artbymoga / reblog / 295,186 notes

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

Feb 21st at 4AM / via: the-requiem / op: artbymoga / reblog / 326,777 notes

What’s wrong with me

For a while now, something about me has been off. I’ve been up and down. More down than anything. I haven’t been hungry that much, been feeling sluggish often saying “what’s the point”. Then I find myself not sleeping as much. I get headaches and all this other shit. Usually I feel like I’m superman. Now I just feel like eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. Is this what depression feels like? I knew something was wrong when I started thinking about death and I didn’t get uneasy. It was kind of a oh well feeling. Then a small part of me was like “Aaron wtf you doing?!” Then I’d snap out of it. I put on a fake smile thru the day and bust my ass in practice but I feel like no progress is being made. Like I’m just fighting myself everyday to go back to the old me. The smiling dude in my profile pic, but it’s so hard yo… I just don’t know what to do