who started that bullshit about hating leftovers? Leftovers go hard as hell my nigga. Some food be even better on the second day.
But not the third. You ever have leftover spaghetti from two days ago? The noodles dry, hard, and stale but you gotta eat it cause your moms said she ain’t cooking til’ it’s gone. It’s not too good.
I’ll fuck spaghetti up all week, fam.
What type of leftover spaghetti you eatin nigga? I’m fuckin spaghetti up anytime
This why I avoid stairs when drunk. Lmao
National Geographic : Black People Laughing
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen since 2k14 dropped.
This is the greatest thing on the internet
'Ya ole ass auntie'
i can’t breathe!!!!!1111
and i bet we did all of these things watching this
oh my fuckin god
kung fu sex
lmao he’s mustering up his sperm
I think all these years of supressin shit has finally caught up to me. I just don’t know any other way. Im fighting myself. Idk who’s fighting who but I know a good side and a bad side. I can’t tell whose winning. It’s just a whole bunch of shit that’s just ugh.
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Extremely personal piece. Doesn’t really need that much explanation.
*apologies if it turns up pixelated, just click the picture for a full res. view
Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
What’s wrong with me
For a while now, something about me has been off. I’ve been up and down. More down than anything. I haven’t been hungry that much, been feeling sluggish often saying “what’s the point”. Then I find myself not sleeping as much. I get headaches and all this other shit. Usually I feel like I’m superman. Now I just feel like eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. Is this what depression feels like? I knew something was wrong when I started thinking about death and I didn’t get uneasy. It was kind of a oh well feeling. Then a small part of me was like “Aaron wtf you doing?!” Then I’d snap out of it. I put on a fake smile thru the day and bust my ass in practice but I feel like no progress is being made. Like I’m just fighting myself everyday to go back to the old me. The smiling dude in my profile pic, but it’s so hard yo… I just don’t know what to do